The creepy Gloria Arroyo meme
The camp of Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo today released a series of creepy photos, showing the former president wearing a neck brace. They hoped to gain sympathy for Arroyo’s bid to leave the country. Instead, the Internet sprung into action and did this:
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Dear wife, dear husband
From FB post of a friend. Shows how women rocks! :P
Dear Wife:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing … … … to show for it.
… These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn’t work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning.
A fter all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell and Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
Glee Spin-Off: A New Direction
Lea Salonga as Kate Anderson (Blaine’s mother)This is an amazing photo manip. FOX, please make it happen!
(Source: sebhummel)
I am amazed that even though I haven’t really ~updated in 2 months I haven’t lost as much followers as I expected.
As a thank you for sticking with me in my unofficial hiatus, here’s a hires download of the Harry Potter Periodic Table. It’s 24 x 16 in :) *if the link results in a 404 error, copy and paste the link in a new window or go to my site and check the wallpapers section
A few of you have requested this and I’m sorry it took me this long but I’ve been so busy lately.
Love you guys!!! :D Am working on more HP stuff :) Hopefully I finish them before the last movie comes out.
Jessica Zafra: Etiquette for Expats, Tourists and Other Visitors to the Philippines
Jessica Zafra: Etiquette for Expats, Tourists and Other Visitors to the Philippines
Welcome to the Philippines! You’ve probably noticed that Filipinos are friendly, accommodating, and nice all around. For starters we are always smiling. It is not true…
How punches of Mayor Sara Duterte landed to netizens?
When Mayor Sara Duterte punched a sheriff, a whole different story on Davao started. Sad ito say, her actions earned much attention than the flash floods three days ago.But for most Dabawenyos, her punches are commendable acts.
| “ | Mayor Duterte FTW! IKAW ANG IDOL KO. | |||
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| “ | Mayor Inday Sara Duterte is Optimus Prime! | |||
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| “ | http://t.co/sRB2Srq IDOL!! Mayor Sara Duterte, you should run for PRESIDENT!! | |||
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| “ | Galinga our Mayor Sara Duterte oe.Idol! Khit sa tingin ng iba mali un for me she was just thinking about d best interest of d poor settlers. | |||
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| “ | @gmanews #TESTIGO mayor duterte - justifiable ginawa na. we salute u!!! | |||
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| “ | sheriff andres was just doing his job!now, does Mayor Duterte also desrve a punch for not listening 2 d public 2 stop mass killing in davao? | |||
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| “ | Dutertes in Davao, just the best! ☺ | |||
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| “ | laveeettttt what mayor sara duterte did to that tokwang sheriff! ha ha ha ha ha ha!! sana dito ka na lang sa manila mag mayor!! | |||
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| “ | Mayor Sara Duterte is such a fierce lady! WOW. | |||
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| “ | Kawawang Sheriff ginawa nga lang naman nya trabaho nya. Ikaw talaga “Mayor Duterte”. Ok ka lang teh???hehehe | |||
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| “ | Shocked at Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte punching a sheriff who was just serving a demolition order. Tama ba yun??? | |||
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| “ | Finaly saw d sucker punch by mayor sara duterte..but i pity d sheriff..ive work before in a bank’s foreclosure unit..he’s just doin his job | |||
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| “ | Mayor Sara Duterte ..super barbaric mayor..the untouchables. DUTERtE family of DAVAO!!! | |||
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| “ | Mayor Sarah Duterte. The new face of bullying. #24Oras | |||
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But others are defensive.
| “ | RT @KatDeCastro: Seriously, if you are not from Davao and have no idea what the Dutertes have done to our province, quit bashing. I speak from experience. | |||
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| “ | @bayanmo If Mayor Inday Sara gets suspended, magkakagulo sa amin. To non-Davao residents who are so critical, please, mind your own mayors. | |||
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| “ | If Mayor Inday Sara gets suspended,magkakagulo sa amin.To non-Davao residents who are so critical, please, MIND YOUR OWN MAYORS!(lol na lol) | |||
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Ways to Help Davao City Flash Flood Victims
There are ways for those with generous souls to send help.
- Ateneo de Davao University: Send donations in cash or kinds in AdDU Jacinto Campus. Call 082 221 2411 loc 8253 or 8201. Look for Gerry Simbogan or tweet Mr. Bong Eliab (@BongEliab).
- GMA News Complex: Bring donations to GMA Davao Complex, Shrine Hills, Matina or call 082 297 2520.
- City Hall: Bring donations to the lobby of Davao City Hall in San Pedro Street.
- Davao Medical School: Send donations to DMS or call 082 227 8650 or text Arlene at 0917 974 7804.
